How Nico Came Out to Hades
- Nico: *draws curvy line*
- Nico: This line isn't straight, but neither am I
surprise
i like k-pop
Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)
I read that in a sarcastic voice
stop
why is this so funny?
This is my favorite because of how much greek people love potatoes now.
this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”
i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it
guys guys guys
‘osteoporosis’ is a disease in which bone mass decreases
so they mean fucking
“Bone Atrophy”
this has to be the best one
love is not the only thing worth living for
Spite is also a great motivation!
Live for music!
live for driving down the highway at 1 am
Live for the way the ocean looks at sunset.
Live for the way the forest sounds at dawn.
Live for the way the stars sparkle in the sky.
Live for sunrises and flowers in the summer!
live for the little birds you see on your way to work
Live for the stories you have yet to read, the worlds you haven’t discovered
Live for the ones who didn’t make it.
Live for even the smallest thing that makes you smile!
Live for the friends you’ve met and will meet. Like that dog you’ve always dreamed of adopting.
Live for the endless starry sky shining down on beautiful nights.
live for that dank meme you saw last week
live for all the lit ass future comebacks
scary how fast someone can mean so much to you
scary how fast you can mean nothing to someone
scary how fast i switched my car insurance to geico
knock knock
who’s there
shit i posted this thinking no one would reblog it i don’t actually have a joke i’m sorry
shit i posted this thinking no one would reblog it i don’t actually have a joke i’m sorry who